Today there was no school, so I asked these questions of my kids. I saw this on M & G's blog.
Timothy 4 years and 3 months old

1. What is something mom always says to you? "Please can you do it?!" (when I ask him to do something)
2. What makes mom happy? "Being good."
3. What makes mom sad? "Being bad to each other."
4. How does your mom make you laugh? "Being funny!"
5. What was your mom like as a child? "Be good."
6. How old is your mom? "20."
7. How tall is your mom? "So your feet is that long and your tunny is that long and your head is that long." Complete with hand gestures
8. What is her favorite thing to do? "Play with people"
9. What does your mom do when you're not around? "Be sad."
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? "what does famous mean?"
11. What is your mom really good at? "Playing games."
12. What is your mom not very good at? "Getting everyone to play nicely!"
13. What does your mom do for her job? "Being good."
14. What is your mom's favorite food? "Yummy food."
15. What makes you proud of your mom? "Being good."
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? "a light."
17. What do you and your mom do together? "Play games."
18. How are you and your mom the same? "we sing."
19. How are you and your mom different? "we are different numbers (ages)."
20. How do you know your mom loves you? "we go somewhere exciting."
David- 6 1/2 years old

1. What is something mom always says to you? "I love you!"
2. What makes mom happy? "When I do something good."
3. What makes mom sad? "When I don't obey."
4. How does your mom make you laugh? "When you make funny jokes!"
5. What was your mom like as a child? "She was nice."
6. How old is your mom? "31"
7. How tall is your mom? "40 lbs."
8. What is her favorite thing to do? "Play with me - and look at baby Amy"
9. What does your mom do when you're not around? "Take care of the baby."
(do you sense a theme here?)
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? "Having a good baby"
11. What is your mom really good at? "Watching over baby Amy."
12. What is your mom not very good at? "Fixing stuff - 'cause my dad has tools"
13. What does your mom do for her job? "Take care of the baby."
14. What is your mom's favorite food? "Chocolate cookies."
15. What makes you proud of your mom? "Cleaning my room."
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? "Tom and Jerry."(He's only seen this once- but that's his idea of what a cartoon is)
17. What do you and your mom do together? "Take care of the baby."
18. How are you and your mom the same? "I don't know"
19. How are you and your mom different? "One is a boy and one is a girl."
20. How do you know your mom loves you? "She is nice."